I just received notice that I’ve been accepted as purchaser, acting and photography instructor this summer at the bougiest of arts camps in jersey and the constant nagging fear of the future has been somewhat lifted momentarily so I’m going to say this
For some, thank you so much for everything you’ve done in my life. I wouldn’t be able to get out of bed in the morning without this ridiculous support system of amazing people I don’t deserve but kind of like me hey. I am nothing without you.
For others, suck it. You are a school of shitstains and I am going to go farther than you ever imagined I would. I spent so much of the last few years feeling like I was a pariah in these circles because of you mouthbreathers and I am going to print out this contract and come nail-gun it to your foreheads.
this has been a thing, I’m really excited right now so I’m going to skip my next class and take a bath in champagne byeeeeeee